Rules of Creativity

While chewing at our creative enzymes last evening, me and Ammar sir were sitting in his newly established, yet to be completely furnished office banging our heads to come up with creative ideas for the office decor. And suddenly it struck me to have the RULES of the office, designed, framed and displayed in BOLD letters for the reception hall. Here are the 10 rules I defined keeping in view the kind of human resource we expect to hire.

Rules of creativity

1. You do not think straight
2. You DO NOT think straight
3. You do not dress up.
4. You do not tidy up your hair up….even if you don’t have any.
5. Facebook, youtube, myspace, orkut, msn, yahoo strictly restricted.without coffee
6. Time is money…. Spend like a billionaire
7. Don’t forget, Saturday HAS a morning
8. You’re not allowed going out to see your friends. Call them over and have party
9. We are not gender biased. Chicks are more than welcome.
10. Bathrooms are for personal use ONLY
11. Joint venture does NOT mean a date with a colleague
12. Know your rights. Avail your paid vacation at office
13. Do not disturb unless it Non professional: We are too busy to work.
14. Always remember: The most important thing in your career is your SALARY