Rules of Creativity

While chewing at our creative enzymes last evening, me and Ammar sir were sitting in his newly established, yet to be completely furnished office banging our heads to come up with creative ideas for the office decor. And suddenly it struck me to have the RULES of the office, designed, framed and displayed in BOLD letters for the reception hall. Here are the 10 rules I defined keeping in view the kind of human resource we expect to hire.

Rules of creativity

1. You do not think straight
2. You DO NOT think straight
3. You do not dress up.
4. You do not tidy up your hair up….even if you don’t have any.
5. Facebook, youtube, myspace, orkut, msn, yahoo strictly restricted.without coffee
6. Time is money…. Spend like a billionaire
7. Don’t forget, Saturday HAS a morning
8. You’re not allowed going out to see your friends. Call them over and have party
9. We are not gender biased. Chicks are more than welcome.
10. Bathrooms are for personal use ONLY
11. Joint venture does NOT mean a date with a colleague
12. Know your rights. Avail your paid vacation at office
13. Do not disturb unless it Non professional: We are too busy to work.
14. Always remember: The most important thing in your career is your SALARY

Facebook banned in .pk...its like banning dvd players because someone released a porn movie

Now how ridiculous does that get? Lahore high court ordering Pakistan Telecom Authority to restrict the entire social networking site Facebook because a freaky over imaginative intolerant atheist of a woman decided to create a religiously sensitive page?

All they had to do was announce it and Muslims all over the world started to CELEBRATE the event by giving it more hype than it ever deserved.

What looks even more ludicrous is the boycott for a couple of days. Tell me dear muslims, when you come back a couple of days later to facebook and find out that the event page is still there, would you still use the network and close your eyes to it? THAT would be wrong. Why not just LEAVE facebook forever?

I believe we should contact facebook and only press them and protest against changing their policy to restrict ANY religious content to be posted their. Religion and Facebook should be different. Totally